(2015-10-07) The Dread Ferret Roberts
Details for The Dread Ferret Roberts
Summary: SeanCee and EvilFerret get weird and Princess Bridey.
Date: October 7, 2015
Location: Chat channel

<Chat> EvilFerret stretches

<Chat> SeanCee tickles Ferret mid-stretch.

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "AWWWWK!"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "Who's the evil one now?!"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "You. My fur is coated with contact poison."

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "I mean, me."

<Chat> SeanCee says, "That's what you think. I replaced your contact poison with itching powder!"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "I spent the last ten years developing an immunity to itching powder."

<Chat> BadPenny says, "In the wizarding world, this is far more useful than becoming immune to Iocane"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "Too true."

<Chat> SeanCee says, "I know who you are. Your absurdity reveals everything. You're the Dread Ferret Roberts! Admit it!"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "With pride. What can I do for you?"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "You can writhe slowly, tickled into a thousand giggles."

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. Hardly evil, your wizardiness. Why loose your tickles on me?"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "You zrrbt'd my love."

<Chat> Jack has connected.

<Chat> Jack says, "Oi!"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "It's possible. I zrrbt a lot of people. Who was this love of yours? Another witch like this one, ugly, rich, and scabby?"

<Chat> BadPenny says, "Heya Jack. Welcome to the madness ;P"

<Chat> Boo says, "No, poor and perfect."

<Chat> Boo cheek pinches Jack, "What timing!"

<Chat> Jack laughs. "I've got something.. I suppose I'll call it timing!"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "No, an admin! Poor. Poor and perfect, with eyes like chocolate milk with more chocolate than milk. On the Chat channel your business frolicked, and the Dread Ferret Roberts never passes up a zrrbt!"

<Chat> Boo (brown) eyes SC.

<Chat> Jack laughs.

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "I can't afford to make exceptions. I mean… once word leaks out that a ferret is ticklish, people begin to cuddle and tickle you and then it's nothing but giggle, giggle, giggle all the time."

<Chat> SeanCee says, "You mock my mockery!"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "Life is mockery, Cee-ness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Hrmm. I remember this admin of yours, I think. This would be, what, five weeks ago? Does it bother you to hear?"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "Nothing you can say will amuse me."

<Chat> Boo says, "(Which is why we've been cackling here)"

<Chat> Jack grins.

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "She adminned well. That should please you. No bribe attempts or blathering. She simply said, "Please… please, I need to be serious. It was the "please" that caught my memory. I asked her what was so important for her here. "True Love", she replied. And then he spoke of a man of surpassing hotness and faithfulness. I can only assume she meant you. You should bless me for zrrbting her before she found out what you really are."

<Chat> SeanCee says, "And what am I? (Dang. Couldn't see a way to tweak that one.)"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "Faithfulness she talked of, Sir, your enduring faithfulness. Now tell me truly, when you found out she was zrrbted, did you get a new admin at the same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for those who are hysterically laughing?"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "You mocked me once! Maybe twice! Never do it again! I cried (tears of laughter) that day!"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "Thhhhhbbbttttttt!"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "ACK!"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "As…. you…. wish!"

<Chat> EvilFerret says, "Heh. This almost deserves a log of its own."

<Chat> Boo says, "I was going to say, must OOC log that one!"

<Chat> SeanCee says, "Oh, dang, that's Lissie! What have I done?"

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